Joke: Marriage

A recent bride accompanied her new husband to the doctor's
office.

After the checkup, the doctor took the bride aside and said,
"If you don't do the following, your husband will surely
die:

"Each morning fix him a healthy, hearty breakfast including
hand squeezed orange juice and Belgium waffles, and send him
off to work with a kiss on his cheek, a whisper of love, and
in a good mood."

"At lunch time make him a warm, nutritious meal, give him a
back and shoulder massage, and put him in a good frame of
mind before he goes back to work."

"For dinner fix an especially nice meal accompanied by
candlelight and music, and don't burden him with household
chores."

"Make love with him passionately several times a week.  Be
tender with him, do whatever he asks you to do as if you
were on another honeymoon, and satisfy his every whim."

Afterwards, on the way home, the husband asked his wife what
the doctor had said.

"You're going to die", she replied.