Joke: Canada (anti-American)

"On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and
said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It
will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have
tall, majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles,
beautifully sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout,
forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over looking
sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, rivers stocked
with salmon". God continued, "I shall make the land rich in
oil so to make the inhabitants prosper. I shall call these
inhabitants Canadians. They shall be known as the most
friendly people on the earth".

"But Lord", asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being
too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really.", replied God, "Just wait and see the neighbors
I am going to give them."