Joke: Irish Medical Dictionary ARTERY, The Study of Paintings BARIUM, What Doctors do when Patients Die CAESAREAN SECTION, A Neighbourhood in Rome CAT SCAN, Searching for Kitty CAUTERISE, Made Eye Contact with Her COMA, A Punctuation Mark DILATE, To Live Longer ENEMA, Not a Friend IMPOTENT, Distinguished, Well Known LABOUR PAIN, Getting Hurt at Work MEDICAL STAFF Doctors Cane MORBID, A Higher Offer NITRATES, Cheaper than Day Rates NODE, Was Aware Of PAP SMEAR, A Fatherhood Test PELVIS, A Cousin of Elvis RECOVERY ROOM, A Place to do Upholstery RECTUM, Dang Near Killed 'Em SEIZURE, A Roman Emperor TABLET, A Small Table TERMINAL ILLNESS, Getting Sick at the Airport TUMOUR, More Than One URINE, Opposite of "You're Out" VARICOSE, Nearby VEIN, Conceited